Routine Recorder Gifts

Dear Diary: Took another 20,000 breaths today!

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

Routine on/off office

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"He misses his commute ."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."