Roughhousing Stars Pillows

Boys in bandages.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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Real Estate Personals

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Homeless count.

'They're playing house.'

Early House Hunting.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

New Homes

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"How much if I pedal?"

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'