Roughhousing Stars Gifts

Boys in bandages.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Who Let the Dawg In?

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Real Estate Personals

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Homeless count.

'They're playing house.'

Early House Hunting.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

New Homes

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"How much if I pedal?"