Housing Crisis Hero Pillows

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"There, that's better!"

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'I leave in three weeks.'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

Land Sale

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

The Bright Side

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

Cut and Paste.

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."