Roomba Wrangler T-Shirts

"Roomba, noooo!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

The First Martian Dog.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Are we there yet?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'