Roomba Wrangler Gifts

"Roomba, noooo!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

King kong 5 G.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

Cow Pilot.

'Are we there yet?'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'