Room Addition Pillows

'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'What's that humming sound?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

Family sitting on sofa.

'He's got your mother's teeth.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Football addict

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Fascinating. He ran on it the first few days, but now he's just using it to hang his clothes."

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

'Endangered species, Rhino,Tiger,Elephant,the family'

"It's for you Mom. . . remember when you said that the last thing you needed around here was a dog?"

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

New Power Shower!

I just invented numbers! Neat! How many?