Room Conversion Pillows

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Couch and Potato

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

You will always find a spot to garden

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Futons/Futoffs

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Football addict

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Memory Foam Mattress.

Billy's clean room.

New Electric Car

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

And it stores easily under your bed...

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."