Room Makeover Pillows

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

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Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"I've changed my mind"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."