Interior Makeovers Pillows

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Board Game Hunter

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Don't look at me!'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Couch and Potato

A gift to complete the man cave.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

The Move.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.