Interior Makeovers Pillows

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Couch and Potato

A gift to complete the man cave.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

The Move.

Den Furniture

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.