Makeovers Pillows

"Wow! Who's your image consultant?"

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

"Believe it or not, but that's me before I had plastic surgery!"

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'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'After my extreme makeover, I'll be a prince!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

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Man stuck on island given island makeover and left behind.

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

Ancel P.Neilerug Before and After.

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

'This is the best I could come up with.'

Extreme Makeover.

'You do complete makeovers here?'

'Now watch me wash out all these nasty stripes!'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

The talk show mergers.

Tom got himself retreaded at the same time as his wheels

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'I'm afraid it's the big C....Cosmetic surgery.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Amy, I see you've moved on since our divorce."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Curling your hair for no reason

The Real Housewives of Orange County

"Trust me. It's the new black!"

"People here seem to appreciate the before and after photos much more than my previous job."

"You're right...you don't get a second chance to make a second impression."

Beauty Salon - Husband says to salon owner, 'Well, on the face of it, I'd say you've failed'.

'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'

Beauty Salon - Husband says to wife, 'Look, anything will be an improvement!'