Makeover Pillows

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"My God, look at all she's had done! Or is that someone else?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"No?"

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

"Well, you have been busy."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

New Hairdo

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"My wife's in there having the 'full works'. For the past two hours I've been practising my reaction."

"Boy, she has a new look."

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

"You look so different without your beard!"

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Congratulations on the new you!

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Complete Makeover

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Being Pampered.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Football addict