Makeover Pillows

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"My God, look at all she's had done! Or is that someone else?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"No?"

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

"Well, you have been busy."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

New Hairdo

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"My wife's in there having the 'full works'. For the past two hours I've been practising my reaction."

"Boy, she has a new look."

"Uhh... I don't know... did you do something different with your hair?"

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

"You look so different without your beard!"

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Congratulations on the new you!

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Complete Makeover

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."