Moving To A New Room Pillows

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Yardless: Please help

"Man's best friends."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Painting the Ceiling