Moving To A New Room Mugs

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Doing the borders.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Man's best friends."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'