Moving To Own Room Mugs

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tool Box

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A DIY disaster.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Moving in

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Book Me!

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I rented out the basement."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."