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'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'What's that humming sound?'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'This is my natural habitat.'

Family sitting on sofa.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'He's got your mother's teeth.'

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Football addict

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Fascinating. He ran on it the first few days, but now he's just using it to hang his clothes."

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

'Endangered species, Rhino,Tiger,Elephant,the family'

"It's for you Mom. . . remember when you said that the last thing you needed around here was a dog?"

New Power Shower!

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Introducing the Tofuton