Roofing Gifts

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

"Sorry you weren't happy with the original roof work Mr Simms. As a gesture of goodwill, I've replaced some tiles free of charge."

"Dad's shingling the roof and mom says she's inches away to an insurance claim that will change her life."

Dish tied to roof

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'That was really nice of you to put new shingles on my mother's roof, Ralph!'

'the really skilled part is getting customers to pay up within six months.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Bob's roofing. Bob speaking"

Roofers getting dropped off at the pub.

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

"Yes, how can I help you?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Do it yourself books.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Building Sandcastles.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"First snowman?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."