Roofer Gifts

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'You've got the shingles.'

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.

'I bought you a book to read. It explains the correct way to fix a roof!'

Workman puts his foot through the roof of a house.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I came down with the shingles, Darn slippery roof,'

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Home improvements do not always represent a sound investment.

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

I need a roofing job. I've got a leak.

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

The Internet meets the Interwet.

'Now just lie there until I see what our insurance covers.'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

Store front of 'Ace Roofing Co' Has a sign in the window- Our Mind Is Always In The Gutter

‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'

'Bob's Roofing, Bob speaking.'

"Either we have a burned out string of lights or our roof is in need of some serious repair."

'The roofer said he will repair it if my check for the new roof clears the bank.'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Sorry you weren't happy with the original roof work Mr Simms. As a gesture of goodwill, I've replaced some tiles free of charge."

'What! Thatcher's Dead? Well I hope he finished the bloody roof before he went!'

Roof

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."