Roof Repair Specialist Gifts

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Demonic Repossession.

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Umbrella Roof

"It's worse than I thought."

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

Bathing and Showering.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Oh...that's not good."

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Rodin's Roofing Contractor

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'