Romantic Witty Banterer Pillows

'You know perfectly well why I keep blocking your pop-ups.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'Your place or mine?'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Tunnel of Like.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Dating in 2020

Homophone Encounter

Prison Romance.

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"I do not always get what I want...I got you didn't I?"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

Banana

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'