Playful Banterer Pillows

'Of course I'm not suggesting a one night stand... we would be lying down.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

Propriety

Mysteries of the ocean...

'We're rich! We're rich! My mum's got goldstones!'

'I take after my Daddy - He's a confirmed batchelor!'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'Great lunch box.'

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'