Playful Banterer Mugs

'Of course I'm not suggesting a one night stand... we would be lying down.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

Adult Magician

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

David Letterman

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'I take after my Daddy - He's a confirmed batchelor!'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Mysteries of the ocean...

'We're rich! We're rich! My mum's got goldstones!'

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'Great lunch box.'

I think I have too many apps.

Propriety

Do you suspect me of ulterior motives? Let's put it this way: You're not a suspect; you're a person of disinterest.