Romantic Surveyor T-Shirts

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Shepherd and eurydice

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Carbon Dating.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

When Engineers Crack.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

'Hon, I'm home!'

Cosmonaut

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Barman In Love.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'