Romantic Surveyor Gifts

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Shepherd and eurydice

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Carbon Dating.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

When Engineers Crack.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Hon, I'm home!'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Advanced footsie

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Barman In Love.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."