Romantic Soothsayer Gifts

'I met my husband at one of these conventions. You could say it was love at second sight.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Tristan Und Isolde

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication