Romantic Soothsayer Pillows

'I met my husband at one of these conventions. You could say it was love at second sight.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Tristan Und Isolde

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Sinking with your heart

Awkward First Dates

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Can we move over there?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

The Wishing Well

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Swing me with your words."