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'We each agree to an eight-hour shift. He needs round-the-clock care.'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Love knows no boundaries.

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Yes ... no!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Weditorials

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Valentines

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.