Romantic Satire Fan Mugs

'We each agree to an eight-hour shift. He needs round-the-clock care.'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Right here's fine."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Love knows no boundaries.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

"Yes ... no!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Valentines

Weditorials

You make me want to be a better bum.

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"