Relationship Satire Fan Mugs

She left Friday. He noticed Tuesday, when all the clean towels ran out.

'I can't believe you actually JOINED the 'Psycho Girlfriend of the Month' Club!'

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"Go on admit it, you've found someone else."

"The divorce judge said half of everything!"

"Talk to your wife, Tuttlebottom. She refuses to sleep with me!"

'Oi mate, are you looking at my bird?'

Bunny Boiler

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Revenge Graffiti.

'But don't you remember,this morning,telling me to have a nice day at the office,dear?'

'I like you a lot, Ed, but you're just so needy.'

'I see you were expelled from college for cheating.'

"For the divorce she took half of everything!"

'Wipe that silly grin off your face!'

"Don’t take it personally, Ed. Your wife told me I was a terrible kisser, too."

"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Life is for the birds.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"