Marital Satire Fan Pillows

Add a touch of humor to any space with our marital satire pillows, decorated with funny quotes and illustrations that celebrate the quirks of married life.

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"Attic or cellar?"

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"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?" mockup

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

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'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.' mockup

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

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'I know there's something rotten in Denmark. I'm married to it!'

'I know there's something rotten in Denmark. I'm married to it!' mockup

'I know there's something rotten in Denmark. I'm married to it!'

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'I call it, 'Albert Was Insufferable'.' mockup

'I call it, 'Albert Was Insufferable'.'

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'There's one thing that keeps me from a serious commitment - my wife!'

'There's one thing that keeps me from a serious commitment - my wife!' mockup

'There's one thing that keeps me from a serious commitment - my wife!'

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Divorce papers delivery.

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years." mockup

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

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"Yes ... no!"

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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The finer points of marriage.

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"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?" mockup

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

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"Ah-h, her comes my better half now." mockup

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

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Revenge Graffiti.

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$'As your solicitor I must ask you to consider divorce an option of last resort. We could mount a drone strike against your husband at a fraction of the cost.'$

$'As your solicitor I must ask you to consider divorce an option of last resort. We could mount a drone strike against your husband at a fraction of the cost.' mockup$

'As your solicitor I must ask you to consider divorce an option of last resort. We could mount a drone strike against your husband at a fraction of the cost.'

from $19.00