Romantic Rizzer Gifts

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Where cronuts come from.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Linguini for two?"

"You complete me."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

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