Romantic Rizzer T-Shirts

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Linguini for two?"

"You complete me."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

Matching Outfits

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'

"Tonight, you're dessert!"