Romantic Riddle Solver T-Shirts

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Oedipus

Company Ink.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"You complete me, Barbara."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"So this is me."

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Sometimes George, you're a complete mystery to me..."

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

'What has a bottom at the top?'

Message In Bottle In Bottle