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"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Homes on Holmes"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Archaeologists discover a football

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'