Romance Riddle-solver T-Shirts

Woman with lover holding another man's hand.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Love Birds love dancing together

"Way too much tongue!"

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Upper West Side Story

Oedipus

Company Ink.

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"You complete me, Barbara."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

Cryptologists Anonymous