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"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

Another jaywalking ticket? -- Why do you keep crossing the road anyway?

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Barks in code.

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'You know too much!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'He's not supposed to go out.'