Romance Riddle-solver Prints

Woman with lover holding another man's hand.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Love Birds love dancing together

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Oedipus

Upper West Side Story

"Way too much tongue!"

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Company Ink.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

Cryptologists Anonymous