Romantic Riddle Solver Mugs

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Oedipus

Company Ink.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Cryptologists Anonymous

"So this is me."

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"Sometimes George, you're a complete mystery to me..."

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

Sam's Gourmet Diner. I'll have chicken and he'll have eggs -- we want to see which one comes first.