Romantic Marketers Gifts

'I sent out for everything.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

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'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

I Drew a Hot Guy

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

William and Real Estate

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'I'm thinking merger.'