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'I sent out for everything.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

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'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

I Drew a Hot Guy

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

William and Real Estate

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'I'm thinking merger.'