Modern Romance Strategist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a modern romance strategist? Discover humorous and thoughtful items designed for those who ingeniously navigate love and relationships. Perfect for the creative romantic in your life, these gifts combine wit and charm, making them a delightful way to say you understand their unique approach to love. Whether they’re dishing out advice or navigating their own romantic adventures, our curated collection adds a playful touch to their world.

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Condom Delivery

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'I sent out for everything.'

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Right click for yes...

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Online Dating

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’" mockup

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

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"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.' mockup

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

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'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould' mockup

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

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"You may now kiss the bride."

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"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys." mockup

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

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Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research. mockup

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

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"Why won't you cuddle?"

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'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?' mockup

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

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A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'. mockup

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

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"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man." mockup

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

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The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

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Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

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Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

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"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!" mockup

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

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"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage." mockup

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

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Dating the efficiency expert.

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'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?' mockup

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

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'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...' mockup

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

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'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.' mockup

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

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The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge. mockup

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

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Mergers or acquisitions.

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'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.' mockup

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

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"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?" mockup

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

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Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

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Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

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"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me." mockup

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

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'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

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'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.' mockup

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

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Modern Romance Strategist Gifts Collection

Modern Romance Strategist Mugs

Discover a variety of mugs designed for modern romance strategists—perfect for their morning coffee or a quick inspirational pick-me-up.

Modern Romance Strategist Pillows

Explore our humorous pillows designed for the creative romantic—add comfort and personality to any space.

Modern Romance Strategist Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate the art of modern romance—perfect for decorating a love-themed office or living room.

Modern Romance Strategist T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for your romance strategist—ideal for casual days and making a statement about love and clever thinking.