Romantic Strategist Gifts

Mergers or acquisitions.

'John this is where you should declare your undying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"How romantic! A handwritten prenuptial!"

Happy Birthday 'Happy Birthday! Sex or Chess?'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'This is Tina, As an IT guy I recognize the need for backup if things don't go well,'

"Pay now or pay later."

The Daisy: 2005

Sex! thought Byron. What a great Idea! Will share my wonderful idea with Inez!

A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

"If we go halves do I still get sex afterwards?"

'Harold was a lot more attentive when our relationship was on the line.'

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

'They're lovely, but I want you to know I never say yes on first negotiations.'

'I'm flattered you want to share your life with me, but since this is our date, why don't we just trying sharing music files and see how that goes?'

'We got married on Cup Final day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'I'm getting mixed signals!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Tonight we'll make love in the shadows of the great pyramids."

"She'd been threatening to leave him for some time now."

"Any healthy relationship requires fundamental acting skills."

A knight moves to get married.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

"Gee whizz, Mr. Curtis, a million dollars isn't old!"

"And every time I start to get the least bit serious about a Republican he turns out to be a Log Cabin Republican."

"Great PowerPoint, Kevin, but the answer is no."

"I thought I'd start things off with the 'shock and awe' phase of the operation."

"I know, I know – I forgot the rose."

Dude you're dating, ideal boyfriend, his dog

"Hypothetically speaking, how would you suggest a normal man attract a spectacular woman?"