Romantic Impresario Gifts

'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Romantic Glass Blower

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"He does impressions too!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Monet At Open Mic Night

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

Piano eight hands.

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

Sergey Diagilev

Qualifications

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

James Whistler

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"Damian always wanted the trophy wife"

Cut out and keep your own Van Gogh.

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

Le D?jeuner sur l'herbe - Baseball cap and Spliff.

Maurice Ravel

Guessing games!