Impresario Gifts

Feeling a little over confident in his abilities, Andrew Lloyd Webber makes a career ending sequel.

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

Piano eight hands.

Printing Room

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Sergey Diagilev

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

Qualifications

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"I just want to do an impression..."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

The Index Finger.