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Feeling a little over confident in his abilities, Andrew Lloyd Webber makes a career ending sequel.

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

Piano eight hands.

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Printing Room

Sergey Diagilev

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Qualifications

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

'Nice Jack Nicholson impression, but you just tell the truth, and the court will decide if we can handle it or not.'

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"I just want to do an impression..."

'I told you those Cagney impressions would get you in trouble some day.'

Book Token / Token Book

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'