Indexing Impresario Gifts

The Index Finger.

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

Piano eight hands.

"Is this your work?"

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

Sergey Diagilev

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Qualifications

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"Clothes, hell. It's the desk that makes the man."

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

'I'm sorry, Ma'am, but medical science still has a lot to learn about machismo.'

"This 10000 Dow thing hasn't been the pure ecstasy I thought..."

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

"I've got my white papers down to a 3 x 5."

The Fed begins to attempt to raise interest rates hot air balloon.

'Write me a theme song and rig it so it plays when people enter my office.'

'OK, but if I tell you what's going on, you have to promise not to overreact.'

"It's my parents, for God's sake, Sid. Stand up straight!"

Feeling a little over confident in his abilities, Andrew Lloyd Webber makes a career ending sequel.

Empress Cixi and her Court Flee Peking

P.T. Barnum

'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'

"We went out once. He's a real domain name-dropper."