Ink Impresario Gifts

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

Condensed Books.

Desktop Press, what do you think?'

Home Business - Business Cards.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Breakfast Printing Press

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Piano eight hands.

Pierre Bonnard.

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

Sergey Diagilev

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Printing Room