Ink Impresario Gifts

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

David Hockney

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

Johannes Gutenberg

Condensed Books.

Desktop Press, what do you think?'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Home Business - Business Cards.

Breakfast Printing Press

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Piano eight hands.

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

Pierre Bonnard.

I know it's just a prototype, Gutenberg, but you need something that will handle more than 140 characters.

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

Sergey Diagilev

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'