Musical Impresario Gifts

'Write me a theme song and rig it so it plays when people enter my office.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"He does impressions too!"

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

Improv Night

Piano eight hands.

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Sergey Diagilev

Qualifications

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"I'm Monet. Who the hell is Manet?"

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Book Token / Token Book

Two stylised figures marching.

Claude Monet

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

Maurice Ravel

Guessing games!

Stephen Harper at the Improv.

Sharpless and Pinkerton, Madam Butterfly

Improv Yoga Class