Romantic Impresario Mugs

'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Romantic Glass Blower

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"He does impressions too!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

Piano eight hands.

'Sorry, but I have to put 'Orca': Who would hire a 'Killer Whale'?...'

Sergey Diagilev

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Qualifications

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

James Whistler

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

"Damian always wanted the trophy wife"

Cut out and keep your own Van Gogh.

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

'Write me a theme song and rig it so it plays when people enter my office.'

Le D?jeuner sur l'herbe - Baseball cap and Spliff.