Romantic Gesture Fan Gifts

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Valentines

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"OK, what have you done?"

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Marry me!'

I love you Geyser...

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Victor Hugo

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"